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Oh no, I forgot to think about half of what I was going to say.
We'll start with 50% accuracy.
We'll save the leader's incomplete introduction.
We'll start with a half-assed introduction.
All right!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
When you solve a quiz, you think it's fun and cool, don't you?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It's because you're in such an exquisite place that you don't know if you can solve it or not.
If you're too smart, you'll think it's natural to solve it.
On the contrary, you'll think it's ugly when you solve it.
- It's like a lighthouse or something like that. - That's right.
I think we're still in a place where we say, "Oh, you're good." when we've solved it.
- But you don't want to study, do you? - I don't want to.
We're stupid from the beginning. We can't even look you in the eye.
- We're really garbage. - Is it that bad?
- Is it okay to lower your self - esteem like that?
- Let's mix it up. - Let's mix it up.
We're smart about it, but...
- Uh... - Uh...
You guys should recommend this to a garbage can.
He's all 100 years old.
- Well, it's good to study and get smarter. - Yes.
- But that's also annoying. - Yes.
- Let's fight with half our ability and half our luck. - Yes.
I think we have a lot of luck.
If we use all of our luck to solve it after we've solved it with our ability,
- you'll make us look like we're fighting with our ability. - That's right.
If you do something that's based on ability and luck,
- you'll look like you have low self-esteem. - Wow.
- That's why... - That's why...
we asked you to come up with a quiz that you can't solve with half of your ability and half of your luck.
We'll make you use both your ability and luck.
We'll make you look like you have a lot of ability and luck.
Let's fight!
So that's how it is!
We were pretty close to the goal, but we broke the wall in the end.
We were so close to the goal that we broke the wall in the end.
Depending on the problem, everyone may not have the ability.
You may not know one thing about it, but you may win by luck.
On the contrary, if you know a lot about it, you may win without luck.
So let's do our best and fight!
Yeah!
[Starting now!]
Today, you know you've lost.
Even if you lose, it's better to say it in a different way.
If you don't know what it is, you may think you're a genius.
Let me ask you the first question.
In Japan, it's "unit of currency".
Please answer the "unit of currency" that exists in the world now.
By the way, you can answer this in order.
Rock, paper, scissors, who will go first?
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
If you have the right to answer, please answer in five seconds.
Now, please answer the "unit of currency" that exists in the world now.
- Tetsuya san! - Yellow!
- Correct! - Shhh!
- Yumemaru san! - Blue!
- Correct! - Clap, clap, clap!
- Toshimitsu san! - Red!
- Correct! - Clap, clap, clap!
- Shibayuki san! - Yellow!
- Correct! - Tetsuya san!
- Zimbabwe doll! - Zimbabwe doll...
- I'll look it up. - Okay!
Have you ever seen a Zimbabwe doll?
A Zimbabwe doll is...
Correct!
What?
Oh, no!
I see!
A Zimbabwe doll has been abolished in 2015.
I see!
Can you give me one?
Here you are.
It's unique.
What?
I've been keeping it for a long time.
It's about 50,000 yen in Japanese yen, isn't it?
It's been abolished, so it's paper money.
How do you know that?
What?
Who is this?
Here you are.
It's 50,000 yen in Indonesian rupiah.
50,000 yen...
Why?
50,000 yen...
It's 50,000 yen in Vietnamese phoenix.
Vietnamese phoenix...
Indonesian rupiah...
Rupiah...
When it was abolished in Japanese yen...
You kept it in a very sweet state for a living, didn't you?
Can you give me a memo or something?
So, Mr. Tezuya, you made a mistake.
Oh, no!
Next, Mr. Himemura.
Peso!
Peso is the correct answer!
By the way, where is Peso from?
Peso is from...
Cambodia or something like that.
Cambodia?
Maybe it's not Cambodia.
But that year...
Maybe it's Colombia?
Oh, there!
You made a mistake.
I often make mistakes.
Mr. Toshimitsu!
Yen!
Correct answer!
Mr. Shibayu!
When I went to Vietnam...
Don!
Correct answer!
Oh, that was close!
All right, then...
Mr. Genchaya!
Kanadadol!
Kanadadol...
You like "somethingadol," don't you?
Correct answer!
Oh, look at that!
Look at that!
That's why you made a mistake, you idiot!
Mr. Himemura!
Rupiah!
Correct answer!
You kept it in a very sweet state for a living, didn't you?
Which country was it from?
Well...
This is...
The world's largest hotel, isn't it?
On a flat surface...
It's not coming...
Mr. Toshimitsu!
Dakanmark!
Dakanmark...
There was something about it...
Dakanmark is...
Correct answer!
Oh, thank you!
Shibayu-san!
3...
2...
1...
PUFF!
Dakanmark is...
Correct answer!
Oh, thank you!
Rentai-san!
3...
2...
1...
GEL!
GEL...
IS NOT THERE!
Yumemaru-san!
2...
1...
ME... MESO!
You're crying!
Correct answer!
Mochimichi-san!
3...
2...
1...
Mochimichi-san!
2...
1...
GEL!
GEL...
Is not there!
But...
Tetsuya-san!
U.S. Dollar...
2...
1...
PASS!
Eh?
U.S. Dollar...
I really want to get one right.
Ah, you said it.
jimmy-san!
Pan!
Correct!
Incorrect!
Polka!
Correct!
Mongol Dollar!
Correct!
jimmy-san!
Singapore Dollar!
Singapore Dollar...
Correct!
Right?
You knew it, didn't you?
Well...
It's Singapore Dollar.
You tried too hard.
Did you get caught first?
I got caught.
I played too much, didn't I?
Yes.
Shibuya-san...
That's enough.
Let's go until the end of this week at least.
Nantairo Dollar is Cupka Dollar, isn't it?
Yes.
Nantairo Dollar is Cupka Dollar, isn't it?
Nihondori!
Correct!
No way!
It's crazy.
What's Russia?
What's really Russia?
It's Ruble.
It's Ruble!
I didn't know that!
So...
Mai Matoshin-san, 4 points!
Yes!
Shibuya-san, 2 points!
Imemaru-san, 3 points!
Yes!
That's the result.
Let's move on to the second one.
Yes!
The second one!
Shibuya-san, 2 points!
Okay, let's move on to the next one. Let's start with Yumemaru-san.
Please answer "shinyou" in kanji.
- Okay. - Yumemaru-san, please answer.
- "shu" - Correct!
- Toshimi-san! - Yes!
- "negun" - Correct!
- Okay, moving on. - Shibuya-san!
- "sumukun" - Correct!
- Gen-chan-san! - "kore" - Correct!
- "toru" - Correct!
- "tooi" - Correct!
- Kume-san! - Isn't it too fast?
Ahhh!
It's too fast!
- Oh no! What's this? - It's spinning.
- Yes! "daiteikai" - Correct!
- Shibuya-san! - "shu"
- Correct! - Huh? Did it come up?
- No, it didn't. - Tetsuya-san!
- Yes! - Where did it come up from?
- I'm sorry. - Okay.
- Umm... I'll look it up. Please wait. - No, it's there!
- Tetsuya-san, incorrect! - Ahhh! Is it no good?
- Is it no good? - Yumemaru-san!
- "kore" - Incorrect!
- Yumemaru-san, incorrect!
- I'm going. - Don't look for it!
- Oh! It's heavy! - Ahh! It's heavy!
- It came up a lot. - "daiteikai" - Correct!
- It came up! - Umm... Shibuya-san!
- You finally opened up! - It came up a lot!
- It's no good! - Tetsuya-san!
- Umm... I'll look it up. - Huh?
- "homikuishuubou" - Correct!
- "daiteikai" - It's there! It's there!
- It's wrong! It's wrong! - "daiteikai"
- "ho" - Incorrect!
- "seikai" - Wow!
- "daiteikai" - It's close!
- Is it close? - Yes!
- "daiteikai" - Yes!
- "daiteikai" - Wait a minute. I have something like this.
- What is it? - I'm sorry!
- What is it? - I've had this feeling for a long time.
- Is it not there? - Ahh, it's not there!
- "seikai" - Shibuya-san!
- "sukeru" - Incorrect!
- Tetsuya-san! - Yes!
- "daiteikai" - Wow! I did it!
- Huh? Is it there? - It's "un"
- Huh? Huh?
- It's "un" - Which one? Which one?
- What do you call it? - Isn't it "kan"?
- Yeah, you probably call it "kan", right?
- Umemura-san! - "shinryo-san"
- Is it "seikai"? - This one!
- It's "tsujiya" - It's not there!
- Is it "ka"? - "ka"
- It's "seikai"! - "ka"
- Is it "ton"? - Yeah, it's "ton"
- It's "seikai"! - Alright!
- Yes! - It's "seikai"!
- Wow! - I did it!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Tetsuya was "tate" and I was "katana"
- That's wrong - Oh!
- It's "seikai"! - "ken"!
- It's "niku" - It's there!
- "katana" and "tate" have that combination
- "niku"! - "niku"!
- It's "seikai"!
- It's "mamen" - It's there, right?
- It's "seikai"!
- Alright!
- Here it is!
- Huh? - You did it!
- I did it! - You did it!
- Monkey! - Nope!
- Monkey...
- Because it's... - Far?
- Far?
- Okay! - Okay!
- I wrote "monkey" and it just happened to be "monkey"
- "monkey" is there!
- "oni" - Probably "seikai"! - This one!
- "ani" is there, right? - It's "tei", right?
- "taiseikai"! - Alright!
- Oh, okay!
- "shinjinko" - "shinjinko"?
- Is it "takeru tenryoku"? - "takeru tenryoku" is there!
- It's "takeru tenryoku", right? - Wow, is it there?
- It's "halloween", it's "halloween"! - What are you using it for?
- "nai"! - Huh? - "nai"!
- Is it "nai"? - This one! - "seikai"!
- Alright! - Huh?
- I used it! - Because it said "susumu toji"
- "seikai"! - Wow!
- Shibai-san!
- "me... me..."
- Huh? - You're kidding me, right?
- Huh? You did it, right?
- You did it, right? - You did it, right?
- Really? - Yeah. - Wow, I was lucky, then!
- Hahaha!
- I was lucky! - Tetsuya-san!
- "mayou"! - "seikai"! - Wow!
- "nai"! - It's "nai", right? - "seikai"!
- Did it come up?
- "takeru" didn't come up. - Alright!
- Wow, this is hard.
- "kai"! - "seikai"! - Wow!
- Is it "kai"? - "kai"! - "seikai"!
- "kai"? - "kai"? - "kai"? - Is it "kai"?
- "seikai"! - "kai"! - Huh? Did it come up?
- "katsu"! - "katsu"!
- "seikai"! - Wow! - Wow!
- There it is! - "seikai"!
- "don"! - It's "nai", right? - "seikai"!
- Alright! - This is bad! - Huh? - This is bad!
- This is too bad! - "seikai"!
- Whoa! - Huh?!
- This is possible! - Why?!
- "seikai"! - Huh?! - It's "toi"!
- "daiseikai"!
- Wow! - I'm doing it?!
- I'm doing it! - "seikai"!
- Hey! - "seikai"!
- "kodomo" (child) - "seikai"!
- Whoa! - Oh, I know this one! - I know it!
- "taira"! - "seikai"!
- Correct! - Oh!
I thought you'd say "oh"!
If you wrote something like "egg", you'd get it, wouldn't you?
- That's right! - Oh, I get it!
Oh, you'd get it!
- Correct! - Oh, that's gross!
- Nope! - Nope!
It's from today's song...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Correct! - Oh!
- Oh!
- This is what we're doing right now. - Oh!
- Nope! - Oh!
- Nope! - Oh, I see!
- Oh! - Correct!
- Okay! - Nice!
- Correct! - Okay, nice!
- How was it? - I don't know.
I don't know if we'll win.
We got a lot of luck points.
- Shimizu-san, 14 points. - Oh!
- Shibai-san, 12 points. - Oh!
- Tetsuya-san, 13 points. - Oh!
- Kimewara-san, 15 points. - Wow!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Now, since the second question is hot... - Yeah?
- I'll make the next question easier, so please eat the fideo fish while you answer it. - Oh! Thank you!
- Alright, the third question! - Yes!
- "Gilisha" letters are all 24 letters. Please answer the name of "gilisha" letters. - Wow!
- I feel so bad for you, so I'll say one. - Oh, okay.
- "Alpha"! - Mmmmm!
- "Pleasure"! - Yes!
- "Senkai"! - Yes!
- "Beta"! - Correct!
- "Shibai-san"! - "Dorama"!
- Correct! - "Dorama"!
- My nose is bleeding too much... - Hahaha!
- "Sigma"! - Correct!
- "Kimewara-san"! - "Beta"!
- Hahaha! - You're so mean!
- What's going on? - You're so mean!
- I'm always saying it! - Ah!
- "Toshimi-san"! - "Gamma"!
- Huh? - Isn't it correct?
- Isn't it "shibai-gamma"? - "Alpha"!
- "Beta"! - "Beta"!
- "Gamma"! - "Gamma"!
- "Sigma"! - Isn't it "red" (red)
- And "beta" (beta) - "beta" (beta)
- "Alpha" - Hahahaha!
- I said "alpha" (alpha) - I said "alpha" (alpha)
- You're so mean!
- "shibai-san"! - "delta" (delta)
- Correct! - "off" (off)
- "teto" - "omega"
- Correct! - "imega"
- "sita"
- "Sita" - Correct!
- "oum" (oum)
- Hahahaha!
- Correct! - "dental"
- "dental" (dental)
- Correct! - "Yukushiro" (yukushiro)
- "Yukushiro" - Correct! - "Yugo" (yugo)
- Umm...
- "Kasuga" - Huh?
- "Kasuga" (kasuga) - "Kasuga" (kasuga)
- "Kasuga" - Correct!
- Hahahaha!
- "tooth" - Hahahaha!
- "Iba" (iba) - Correct!
- "data" (deta) - Correct!
- "deipai" - "duke"
- Wow! - Umm...
- "Nardo" (nardo) - "Nardo" (nardo)
- Correct! - "estrimisa"
- "zudon" (zudon) - Correct!
- "Ys" (iiise) - Correct!
- "Macquire" - Correct!
- "Duke" - Correct!
- "Dawaiishon" - Hahahaha!
- "Puzzle" - Correct!
- "data" (deta) - Correct!
- "Lotte Meyer" (lotemair) - Hahahaha!
- You said it!
- "Mamo" (mamo) - Correct!
- "Zelda" (zelda) - Correct!
- "data" (deta) - "ida" (ita)
- "data" (deta) - Correct!
- "Great answer" (daiseikai) - Wow!
- Wow!
- "Great answer" (daiseikai)
- "Kanza" (kanza) - Hahahaha!
- Correct! - Wow!
- "data" (deta) - Correct!
- "heiga" - Correct! - Hahaha! - What is it? - "heiga" - "kussa" - Hahaha! - "kussa" - No, it's not - If you sing with this, I will be happy. - Hahaha! - Thank you for the performance! - Thank you! - "bakpia" - "arahgan" - "Yufan" (yuufan) - "Mask" (masuk) - "Heiga" (heiga) - "Neon" (nenon) - "Zumon" (zumon) - "Kuma" (kuma) - "Doion" (doion) - "Hairn" (henon) - "Fuga" (fuga) - "Kuma" (kuma) - "
I'll say it.
Fiber.
It's not fiber, it's "sexy".
Mu.
Mu is correct!
Mu!
That's right!
Mu from "mu-shiket"!
Also, as you all know,
Shibayu knows about "lambda", right?
Oh yeah!
Also, "omikron".
"Omikron"!
I knew it.
I wanted you to say "mu".
"Mu-gundam"!
Also, when you said "hey" in Shibayu's room,
you know how I reacted, right?
I said "it stinks".
What?!
Wow!
Not "it stinks", but "fiber"!
I knew it!
So, Sashimi-san got 15 points,
Sotai-san got 16 points,
Setsuya-san got 17 points,
and Tezuka-san got 16 points.
Wow, that's a really good match!
It's a really good match.
This game is really hard to concentrate on.
My brain is bugging me.
Let's move on to the final round!
Yeah!
Okay, final round!
Yeah!
Until now, in the Japanese league, all teams and all histories are allowed to say the names of foreign players.
What!?
I see.
We don't need Leo Gomez's "Leo" part.
What!?
We only need Gomez.
And also, how do you say it?
You can say anything as long as it's in Katakana.
How long is this game going to last?
It's going to last for four consecutive incorrect answers.
I see.
Does Shibayu know about this?
I really don't know.
This is definitely going to end today.
It's just a normal foreign team's name?
That's right.
Okay, Shibayu, go ahead!
It's been like this from the beginning.
It's fine as long as it's a foreign team's name.
It's Rabi!
What is it?
It's Gomez!
It's Gomez! Correct!
It's Lopez! Correct!
It's Gera!
It's Gera! Correct!
It's Taira!
It's Shibuya!
It's Taira! Correct!
It's Ochoa!
It's Ochoa! Correct!
It's Romeo!
Romeo is so romantic!
It's Romeo!
Romeo may not be here!
It's Lina!
It's Lina! Correct!
It's Issun!
Correct!
It's Shibuya!
Shibuya!
It doesn't matter!
It's Cabrera!
Correct!
It's Tyson!
I don't think he's here for a little while.
Oh, I see...
It's Petazini!
It's Petazini! Correct!
Seriously...
It's Michael!
It's Michael! Correct!
Yes!
I'm sure of it!
It's Tetetsuta!
It's Bunch!
Correct!
Bunch, huh?
It's Ricardo!
Did you say boxing or something?
It's kind of like boxing!
I don't know at all.
- Correct. - Oh...
- Blanco. - No. Correct.
- Gordo. - Gordo's not here!
- Oh! Kroon! - Kroon's correct.
Kroon, huh?
- Patos. - Patos isn't here!
- Ghiblioni. - Ghiblioni's correct.
- John. - John's not here.
It'd be weird if John wasn't here.
- John's correct. - Alright, alright.
- Martinez. - Martinez's correct.
- Genie. - Genie?!
- Peta isn't left behind. - Peta?!
Peta and Genie aren't left behind.
Genie's not here.
- Mart. - Mart's correct.
- Gibbs. - Mart's incorrect.
- Bissierot. - Bissierot's incorrect.
- Jonathan. - Correct. - Ariel Martins. - Correct. - Amazing. - I can't say Japanese, right? - You can say Japanese. - Ichiro. - Correct. - Darvish. - Correct. - Isn't Martins suspicious? - Gullivis. - Correct. - Babe. - I don't think so. - Andrew. - Correct. - G. G. Sato. - G's half-truth. - Well, it's okay.
- Lenta. - Correct.
- Sumatos. - Correct. - What? - Burmond. - Burmond isn't here! - Dandelman.
- Dandelman isn't here! - Oh, he is not here. - Jamiler. - Jamiler... - He's not here! - Unfortunately correct.
- Time's up! - Nooo!
- So, the results are... - Yes.
- Sushimichi-san, 30 points. - Yes.
- Shibayu-san, 31 points. - Oh!
- Tetsuya-san, 32 points. - Oh!
- Kimemaro-san, 27 points. - Oh!
- With such a close match, Tetsuya...
wins!
- Winner!
- I said "the world" with John.
- I know, I know.
- It depends on the genre. In kanji, it's like...
- It's like a puzzle game.
- By the way...
- Yes? - I heard you said it again.
- Yeah, I did say it.
- It's like a guessing game, right?
- I thought it was similar to shooting.
- There's a part where you have to answer.
- You can aim and guess.
- Or you can say "it's a person!" and hit the target.
- I thought it was very similar.
- I learned it from my predecessors.
- It was Yumemaru of Dobu.
- Oh, yes. 27 points.
- Yumemaru...
- Winner!
- Please learn from Robin Hood. - It's good to be Robin Hood, but it's a shame you lost by luck. - I feel sorry for you. - I hate it.
- It's often in quizzes. - When you answer with knowledge, you feel good. I think there is such a thing.
- Talk.